WHEN YOU LIVE IN BERLIN: Archive

When Prinzenbad is the only outdoor pool in Berlin open and it’s 30 degrees

That queue was a JOKE!

May 29, 2017 23 notes

#prinzenbad #queuing #woody allen #annie hall #summer #berlin #hotttttt in here #give me a swimming pool or give me death

When you wait for DHL to deliver your order

WHY

IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD

TWO THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN

CAN THEY NOT JUST PUT

THE DAMN

PACKAGE

SOMEWHERE SENSIBLE WHERE I CAN PICK IT UP AT MY CONVENIENCE

or even, ya know, deliver it to my house, that I am almost always in. German efficiency lololol

May 24, 2017 32 notes

#german efficiency #dhl #the actual devil #gretchen wieners #when you live in berlin #I ORDERED EXPENSIVE SKINCARE FFS

When you no longer need your winter gear

May 15, 2017 22 notes

#winter #summer #when you live in berlin #submission

When it’s election day

GO VOTE IF U CAN! DEMOCRACY IS COOL! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و

Sep 18, 2016 51 notes

#election #wahl #vote #voting #berlin #when you live in berlin

When you realise EU citizens are allowed to vote in the Berlin election

Only one part, but still! If you’re a EU citizen and registered in Berlin, you can vote in the Election for the Bezirksverodnetenversammlung. So read this really succinct explainer of the elections and VOTE if you can!

Aug 23, 2016 26 notes

#berlin elections #berlin #woah #vote

When you leave Berghain after 3 days

Feb 19, 2016 183 notes

#berghain #model #catwalk #wobbly #submission

When you go to the Burgeramt

source: http://leespace.tumblr.com/post/30252017126

Feb 19, 2016 202 notes

#beetlejuice #admin #burgeramt #berlin #submission

When winter arrives

Submitted by preppy-baby

Jan 5, 2016 76 notes

#the weeknd gif #i can't feel my face when I'm with you #winter #berlin #cold #FUCKING FREEZING TBH

When your friends move away and need to get rid of their stuff

Byeeee but I’ll have all your furniture thanks

Dec 21, 2015 53 notes

#i'll take everything gif #friends #moving out #berlin

When you’re still surprised by snow in winter

I don’t know what I was expecting but it was not this

Nov 22, 2015 54 notes

#winter #snow #again?

When people get excited about the new broth place on Weserstrasse

Submitted by @berlindisaster

Nov 3, 2015 21 notes

#food #hipsters #weserstraße #eyeroll #bored #bone broth #submission

i've been to berlin once! i'd love to live there. .. is it so hard to move to Berlin? I'm from Portugal... can you give me some advices? ?

Redirecting you (and all the other people who ask this) to Uberlin’s guide which I read before moving here

Nov 2, 2015 24 notes

Whenever DHL want to deliver your package

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Oct 29, 2015 27 notes

#DHL fucking suck #I h8 dhl #dhl r all losers #submission

When you get on a Pendelverkehr by mistake

Seriously why did no one tell me the train I got on was gonna go BACK WHERE IT STARTED??? BVG you pile of cocks

Oct 23, 2015 38 notes

#pendelverkehr #bvg #travel #weil wir dich lieben

Bin neu in Berlin, wo kann man hier am besten Freunde finden?

This sums it up tbh: http://whenyoulivein.berlin/post/46665343935/when-someone-asks-you-for-tips-for-making-friends

Oct 23, 2015 10 notes

When you try to take a nap at the club

Oct 21, 2015 60 notes

#buttsleep #drake #hotline bling #when you live in berlin #zzz

When vague acquaintances ask you how to get into Berghain

Submitted by queen of the night Berlin Disaster

Oct 20, 2015 71 notes

#hotline bling #drake #idk #shrug gif #berghain #submission

When you have a temper tantrum about the weather

Oct 14, 2015 50 notes

#temper tantrum #fall #autumn #rain #berlin

When you moved here a month ago and have just run out of money

“Oh no, I don’t speak German yet, but I’m learning”

Oct 9, 2015 86 notes

#one of those job things #rachel friends #this shit is easy right #oh btw i don't speak german yet

I'm thinking of studying in Germany from South Africa, realistically how difficult is it to get into your universities?

Never applied, soooo no idea.

Oct 4, 2015 27 notes

When you don’t get the WG you wanted

Even though you sat and drank beer with them for three hours

Sep 17, 2015 108 notes

#donald trump #wg #wtf gif #are you kidding me #Berlin

When your Berghain “friends” ditched you in the queue but you got in anyway

Just like you knew you would

Sep 2, 2015 43 notes

#miley what's good #nicki minaj #berghain #when you live in berlin

When you bump into your boss at 8am on the dancefloor

oops

Aug 30, 2015 40 notes

#aboutlastnight #justin bieber gif #jobs #when you live in berlin

When tourists do those "bicycle tours" through your hood

“Look, the Berlin animal in its natural habitat!”

Aug 27, 2015 80 notes

#cara delevingne #kiez life #tourists #submission

When someone on Tinder asks you what to do in Berlin on the weekend

Aug 22, 2015 18 notes

#tinder #berlin #when you live in berlin #that was not a good line #submission

When you’re *still* trying to make it happen with German guys

Attention or gtfo.

More on dating German guys

Aug 21, 2015 105 notes

#german guys #dating #nicole richie #why do you even exist in fact

When a boy moves to Berlin to "find and explore himself"

I <333333 Nicole Richie. Stolen from super cutie Nathan Beyonce

Aug 21, 2015 146 notes

#nicole richie #you're gay obviously #when you live in berlin #gay #lgbt

When you now speak proper German but get customer service from an Austrian

Aug 21, 2015 97 notes

#when you live in berlin #britney spears #learning german #submission

When someone says “Let’s go to Matrix!”

Aug 19, 2015 99 notes

#rihanna #side eye #bitch please #when you live in berlin #submission

When weather is weather

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Aug 17, 2015 37 notes

When you look at the weather forecast for the next week

Hot af

Aug 6, 2015 67 notes

#summer #hot #sweating #when you live in berlin

When you pay the Kaution for your WG

ALL OF IT

Jul 29, 2015 51 notes

#i spent all my money #whenyouliveinberlin #wg life #community #donald glover gif

When it’s July

Jul 14, 2015 107 notes

#summer #rain #wet cat #sommer #when you live in berlin

Kommst du aus Berlin?

http://www.josietj.com

Jul 14, 2015 16 notes

When you can’t decide which lake to go to

Schlachtensee, Nikolassee, Müggelsee, Liepnitzsee?????

Jul 7, 2015 92 notes

#too many choices #choice #gif #kitten gif #berlin lakes #schlactensee #nikolassee #müggelsee #liepnitzsee #when you live in berlin #berlin #summer

When they won’t let you pay when you order at the bar

Literally third time this month I’ve walked out without paying.

Jul 1, 2015 21 notes

#shut up and take my money #bar #when you live in berlin #berlin #money

When straight people go to CSD

Happy Pride y’all!

Jun 28, 2015 115 notes

#pride #csd #downton abbey gif #berlin #maggie smith #when you live in berlin

When it’s Midsummer

I picked some Gifs for Lucy Vs The Globe’s tips on how to hook up, Scandi-style at Nordic By Nature’s Midsummer party this Saturday. Go forth and frolic with the Nordic nations!

Jun 10, 2015 17 notes

#swedis or something #midsommar #midsummer #nordic by nature #mean girls gif #lucy vs the globe

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