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March 2013

When you get in to Berghain after 9 am

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Submitted by the lovely beuysandgirls

I do have a TON of submissions about Berghain though, if any has any good ones about any…other…clubs??

Mar 31, 2013 77 notes
#berlin #berghain #i see dead people #gif #haley joel osment #the sixth sense #submission
When a friend from home brings €300 to spend with you for clubbing

Submitted by deuxansparavance

Mar 30, 2013 66 notes
#weekend #drug #mdma #berlin #visiting #gif #lemur #chewing #submission
When someone asks you for tips on making friends in Berlin
Mar 30, 2013 41 notes
#berlin #cruel intentions #sarah michelle gellar #gif #my advice is to sleep with as many people as possible #advice
When you're one day into a four day weekend

Mar 29, 2013 38 notes
#berlin #easter #bank holiday #drinking #smoking
When you've nearly run out of drugs

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Submission from misusethings

Mar 29, 2013 36 notes
#drugs #end of the night #gif #panda #animals #berlin #ball #mine #submission
When my friends ask me what I do now that I've stopped clubbing

Submission from deuxansparavance

Mar 29, 2013 28 notes
#eat #thatcher #margaret thatcher #gif #the iron lady #berlin #clubbing #getting old #meryl streep #submission
When you see ppl taking selfies for their Grindr profile at the holocaust memorial

Yeahhhh y'all should probably check this out: Grindr remembers the holocaust  because LOLLLL

Mar 29, 2013 42 notes
#selfies #holocaust memorial #berlin #school of rock #gif #you're tacky and I hate you
When people tell you that living in Berlin is living in a dream world

Mar 28, 2013 83 notes
#reality #gif #berlin
When you get a Kurzstrecke taxi ride home

Mar 28, 2013 30 notes
#gif #berlin #kurzstrecke #taxi #cab #ab fab #dis my hood #absolutely fabulous
When you find your dream flat through posting attention-seeking pleas on your blog

Seriously, I am, like, in awe of how amazing the internet is, after being contacted by multiple people who want to help me find somewhere to live. A couple of people even offered to let me sleep on their floor or to let me stay in their flat while they stayed elsewhere. Seriously!? <3

I’ve now found an AMAZING flat which I’m really excited about moving too. THANKS INTERNET, LOVE YOU LONG TIME!

Mar 28, 2013 22 notes
#beyonce #gif #smile #overwhelmed #berlin #flathunt
When you go to watch some really terrible spoken word performance art

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Mar 27, 2013 10 notes
#splat #mad men #gif #performace art
When people ask me what I learned living in Berlin

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Submitted by Sniff 

ps. HOW GROSS IS THIS GIF???

Mar 27, 2013 22 notes
#gif #tongue #learning #education #berlin #submission
When an "online marketing executive" tries to spam your blog with info about his event in Berlin

WITH A GIF THAT DOESN’T EVEN MOVE! Jeeeeeeeez.

Mar 26, 2013 4 notes
#berlin #it aint happening #in a million years #gif #online marketing executives #seo
When you've stayed in the club too long

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via Binkz

Mar 26, 2013 22 notes
#berlin #clubbing #sleep deprivation #pirates of the caribbean #gif #i got a jar of dirt #submission
When you go to a meeting on a Monday morning after getting 5 hours sleep all weekend

Mar 26, 2013 16 notes
#berlin #freelance #buffy #meetings #work
When you pick up a bottle of Club Mate

Submission from Holly

Mar 25, 2013 38 notes
#club mate #gif #lindsay lohan #berlin #mean girls #alcohol #bottle #submission
When you get up the stairs to your friend's flat on the fifth floor

Mar 25, 2013 84 notes
#james mcavoy #gif #sweating #out of breath #berlin #flats #stairs
When someone tells you what you did at Kater Holzig at the weekend

Mar 24, 2013 25 notes
#weekend #jennifer lawrence #drinking #gif #golden globes #katerholzig #berlin
When you sit by Landwehr canal on a sunny day

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Submitted by Binkz.

Mar 24, 2013 65 notes
#berlin #gif #cat #boat #suit #submission
When it's your turn at the finanzamt

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Submission by Andres

Mar 23, 2013 33 notes
#berlin #gif #Finanzamt #hannibal #antony hopkins #submission
When my friends want to stay in on a Saturday because it's cold outside

via barbar5

Mar 23, 2013 38 notes
#berlin #saturday #going out #parties #fools #cinderella #gif #submission
When you're on the walkway out of Warschauer Str S Bahn at the weekend

Mar 22, 2013 82 notes
#warschauer str #s bahn #transport #gif #leonardo dicaprio #crowd #berlin
When your friend who moved here at the same time as you runs out of money and goes home

Mar 22, 2013 13 notes
#goodbye #sad #lip #gif #berlin #friends
When you have a room to rent and you put it on Wg-gesucht

At first…

 

After being bombarded with emails… 

The other side of the story submitted by A.Resi. 

I (josietj) am still looking for a room, hit me up if you have anything? kthanxbye!

Mar 21, 2013 11 notes
#berlin #wg-gesucht #jessica chastain #preen #gif #chasing #running #flatshare #submission
When a drunk guy tries to become your friend on the U8

via thankssara

Mar 21, 2013 38 notes
#berlin #gif #friendship #kids #drunk people #submission
When you wake up to snow again

Thanks for the submission Morsa!

Mar 20, 2013 42 notes
#berlin #gif #i've had enough #snow #weather #winter #submission
When you open WG-Gesucht for the 36th consecutive day and still have nowhere to live

Submitted by zetadot.

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, I HAVE NOWHERE TO LIVE AS OF 1 APRIL, ANYONE KNOW SOMEWHERE I CAN LIVE? I WILL REPAY KINDNESS IN GIFS AND LOLZ.

Mar 19, 2013 18 notes
#gif #suicide #wg-gesucht #berlin #gun #flats #wherecanilive??? #submission
When you hear tourists call Alexanderplatz "Alexander's place"

via Alem and imnotafuckinghobo

Mar 19, 2013 113 notes
#berlin #ryan gosling #alexanderplatz #gif #ugh #submission
When you're in Mitte on Tuesday, 10am

Thanks Jule for the submission!

Mar 18, 2013 22 notes
#britney #gif #berlin #mitte #where is everyone #submission
When you take the U1 on a Saturday night

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Thanks for the submission, Joav!

Mar 18, 2013 25 notes
#vom #gif #u1 #ubahn #berlin #submission
When David Hasselhoff comes to Berlin to sing 'Looking for Freedom' to save the Berlin Wall

Mar 18, 2013 22 notes
#berlin #david hasselhoff #lion king #gif #jawdrop
When you hear that new airport opening is postponed again

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Thanks Sniff for the submission!

Mar 17, 2013 23 notes
#berlin #airport #gif #submission
When a friend decides to leave Berghain after 2 days

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Thanks to boredberliner for the submission

Mar 16, 2013 38 notes
#berghain #berlin #arnold swarzenegger #clubbing #gif #submission
When you discover what the FKK section of Tiergarten is

Submission from katattack

Mar 16, 2013 7 notes
#omg #berlin #gif #tiergarten #fkk
When "old timer" Berliners talk about Bar 25

Thanks to neonresolutions!

Mar 15, 2013 12 notes
#Rollin with the homies gif #brittany murphy #clueless #berlin #bar 25
When a fellow expat tells you they don't like it here

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Thanks for submitting, Rafif! #tellingitlikeitis

Mar 15, 2013 14 notes
#get the fuck out #expats #gif #berlin #ungrateful betches #submission
When I realise I have to wait more than 20 minutes for the next nachtbus

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Thanks for the submission, sexyghostcostume!

Mar 14, 2013 43 notes
#nachtbus #night bus #travel #goldie hawn #gif #waiting #sunglasses #berlin #submission
When you do your best to speak German but the person answers you in English

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Thanks to trustno1butthedoctor!

Mar 14, 2013 114 notes
#berlin #german #trying #gif #submission
When my family ask if I can speak German yet

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Thanks Dom for this!

Mar 13, 2013 38 notes
#berlin #german #languages #learning #gif #submission
When the bartender says you can't smoke inside

Inspired by iconodoule

Mar 13, 2013 19 notes
#berlin #anna wintour #smoking #cigarettes #gif
When you've found your dream flat and you're just waiting for a response from the Vermieter

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Thanks to vkylis!

Mar 12, 2013 21 notes
#berlin #flats #wg #gif #love #disappointment
When a tourist asks for directions to MATRIX club

Thanks to walkinginwarschauer for this!

Mar 12, 2013 38 notes
#berlin #matrix club #clubbing #weekend #nicole kidman #poor thing #gif #head in hands #submission
When you try to fit five people in the photoautomat at once

Mar 11, 2013 40 notes
#photoautomat #gif #seth #the oc #berlin
When you go for a bike ride in March without bringing gloves

Thanks to Daniel!

Mar 11, 2013 23 notes
#submission #berlin #weather #cold #gif #gloves #cycling #march #snow
When the weather hits 12 degrees only for it to start snowing again the following week

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Submission from life-of-grime. I WANT TO SIT OUTSIDE A CAFE AGAIN.

Mar 11, 2013 60 notes
#berlin #snow #weather #dawson #crying #gif #submission
in your opinion how does one get into berghain?

HTH

Mar 10, 2013 28 notes
When you ask a German where you can buy groceries on a Sunday

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Thanks Sniff for this!

Mar 10, 2013 101 notes
#sunday #shopping #groceries #no sense #gif #submission
When you get into Berghain after seeing loads of people in front of you getting rejected

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Thanks for the submission, Dio! (it’s a Berghain-themed weekend…)

Mar 9, 2013 50 notes
#berghain #berlin #toy story #submission
When you're in the Berghain darkrooms on a Sunday

via dasbaby. 

Mar 9, 2013 32 notes
#berlin #berghain #gif #sunday #clubbing #darkrooms #submission
When a spare room becomes available in Berlin

Thanks heyagain for the submission!

Mar 8, 2013 36 notes
#berlin #cats #housing #wg gesucht #wg #spare room #flats #kittens #gif #submission
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