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April 2015

When Gallery Weekend is coming

Time for WYLIBerlin x Gallery Weekend takeover! Since it’s ART, our curator in residence will be the Daenerys Stormborn of the Berlin art scene, Ella Plevin, bringing some much-needed GOT to the proceedings.

Apr 30, 2015 19 notes
#ella plevin #berlin #gallery weekend #art #curator
When someone tries to suggest that there is more than one brand of Mate

There is only one true Mate and you will know its call like a wolf hears the bleating of a lamb from the snowy mountaintop.

Apr 28, 2015 49 notes
#carrie bradshaw #satc #sex and the city gif #huh gif #club mate #mate #berlin #poetic
When you’ve got that summer feeling
Apr 11, 2015 28 notes
#hey #hay #kim kardashian #summer
When you see cyclists riding with selfie sticks

WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOOL

Apr 10, 2015 47 notes
#cyclists #selfie stick #selfie #berlin #cycling

March 2015

When it’s spring

FYI I just flew in to Tegel in this weather. #WORST

Mar 31, 2015 102 notes
#storm gif #crazy weather #berlin #weather #rain #spring
When the bus driver waits for you
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Submitted by photoshopyourdreams (<<< GET ALL UR BERLIN DREAMS PHOTOSHOPPED)
Mar 26, 2015 59 notes
#berlin #bus #bvg #bus driver #thank you jesus #thank you #submission
When you walk down Sonnenallee

THIS IS WHY I GOT A BIKE. Submitted by Matthias

Mar 17, 2015 86 notes
#sonnenallee #berlin #walking #eternity #submission
When all your money is in the wrong currency

Omg multiple bank accounts #argh. I’ve been using Transferwise, cos ain’t nobody got time for bank fees

Mar 11, 2015 41 notes
#transferwise #currency #help me I'm poor gif #kristen wiig

February 2015

When you drink four Club Mates in a row
Feb 24, 2015 98 notes
#community gif #how could you think that was a good idea #club mate #berlin
When you see the ticket inspectors coming on the U Bahn

Submitted by misscherrylikesitdirty

Feb 24, 2015 95 notes
#true blood gif #berlin #bvg #ticket inspectors #run like the wind #alexander skarsgard
When the kids get their makeup on for Carnival

Was not expecting THAT on the U Bahn this morning

Feb 17, 2015 43 notes
#carnival #berlin #joker batman #heath ledger #creepy #makeup
When you get fined for cycling on the pavement
Feb 6, 2015 49 notes
#fun police #uh oh gif #cycling #berlin #bikes

January 2015

When you get your inspiration

Jan 31, 2015 59 notes
#blogging #you should blog about that #berlin
Hey, your page is a lot of fun for a neoexpat like me, hope you will keep going for a while. Jo
Jan 31, 2015 16 notes
Hello! I'll be living in Berlin for the next six months, what clubs and music halls and restaurants should I know about??

MUSIC HALLS LOL

Jan 31, 2015 28 notes
When you get accepted into the KSK

Everyone who’s not a freelancer, look away now

Jan 31, 2015 26 notes
#ksk #freelance #freelancing #berlin #glee #making it #künstlersozialkasse #health insurance
When you know just one layer is enough

What happened to winter? Rain doesn’t count. Submitted by exposingtheaverage

Jan 15, 2015 16 notes
#coat gif #warm #clothes #winter #not winter #submission
who are you??

Seriously when “Anonymous” asks me this shit??? 

Also lol it’s in my about page and also the first page of google

Jan 12, 2015 16 notes
When the streets are full of people with New Year's Resolutions

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Ugh get outta my way, joggers, can’t you just join McFit like everyone else

Jan 10, 2015 24 notes
#Jogging #new year's resolution #fitness #mcfit #exercise #power walking #fitness gif #funny #berlin #when you live in berlin
When the sun comes out for just a moment in winter

Submitted by the one and only Sofia Quintero

Jan 8, 2015 141 notes
#matrix revolutions #carrie ann moss #sunlight #winter #berlin #sun #beautiful
When you round up the year in gifs for the Berliner Morgenpost

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2014 was the year Klaus Wowereit resigned, we celebrated 25 years since the Mauerfall and STILL nothing happened with the airport. Check out my roundup on the Morgenpost

Jan 7, 2015 14 notes
#2014 in gifs #berlin #klaus wowereit #berliner morgenpost #gifs #2014 #mark wahlberg #mauerfall #25 jahre mauerfall
When BVG put the ticket prices up by ten cents

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I NEED THOSE TEN CENTS 

Jan 7, 2015 45 notes
#bvg #transport #prices #new year #berlin #noooooo #fresh prince of bel air #carlton gif

December 2014

When you walk through the Alexanderplatz Weihnachtsmarkt

Ugh so much #neon #carousels and #wurst submitted by fav cutie pie whenever

Dec 23, 2014 72 notes
#neon #MIA #alexanderplatz #berlin #weihnachtsmarkt
Omg your blog ist voll geil :D Klicke grade through all posts. Life in Berlin is exactly like that and there's no better place when it comes to Döner and Spätis <3

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Dec 19, 2014 8 notes
When an Australian asks you what winter is like

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“G'day mate, where can I buy a scarf?”

Dec 10, 2014 45 notes
#australian #expats #winter #cold #scarf #berlin #when you live in berlin #you gone learn today gif
When you leave the house before 10am or after 10pm

Submitted by misscherrylikesitdirty

Dec 9, 2014 182 notes
#cold #101 dalmations gif #101 dalmations #winter #frozen
When you are the only non-native speaker in the German conversation

Dec 8, 2014 104 notes
#tortoise #what does that mean #german #expats #talking tortoise gif
When they open a new till at Netto

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Submitted by wolfwest

Dec 7, 2014 19 notes
#dinosaurs gif #netto #supermarket #queuing #queues #motorbike gif #submission #when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour
When you catch someone glancing at your reflection in the U-Bahn window.

Dec 5, 2014 146 notes
#when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour #submission

November 2014

When you try to talk English to a German

Submitted by Olivia

Nov 25, 2014 63 notes
#kanye gif #I don't expect to be understood #german #english #expat #submission #when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour
When someone tries to fight the bouncer at Berghain

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Submitted by exposingtheaverage

Nov 3, 2014 61 notes
#matilda gif #berghain #bouncer #submission #when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour
When you finally sign a job contract

Nov 3, 2014 74 notes
#ariel #little mermaid #signing #contract #when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour

October 2014

are there any clubs for lesbians in berlin that aren't hard to get into in, as in you don't have to be super hot to go?

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Oct 13, 2014 21 notes
#when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour
How are the men in Berlin ? I hear German men are very honest & shy. I heard they rarely come up to girls even if they think the girl is pretty. True or false ?

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Oct 13, 2014 61 notes
#when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour
When you try to quit smoking

Submitted by anonymous

Oct 1, 2014 65 notes
#quitting smoking #smoking #doctor who gif #that's not possible #when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour

September 2014

I moved to berlin recently (got a nice wg and everything, now just looking for one of those job things) and I am loving your blog. you're hilarious

Remind me: what’s a job thing again?

Sep 16, 2014 12 notes
#when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour
When you walk away after the bouncer denies you at a club

Submitted by hgavin

Sep 16, 2014 89 notes
#i'm perfect gif #clubs #berghain #bob's burgers gif #submission #when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour
Im sorry to ask you again the same question, but i am a really techno lover and i am going to Berlin. Is there anything i need to know about getting into Berghain? Thanks😁

C'mon now, can’t you just google one of the millions of blogs that tells you to grow your beard and wear a hat?

Sep 11, 2014 27 notes
#when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour

August 2014

When the U8 goes to Hermannstrasse again

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Submitted by Svenja Trierscheid

Aug 26, 2014 89 notes
#excited gif #arrested development #hermannstrasse #bvg #u8 #submission #when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour
When you go to the finanzamt pt. 72408971

German must have a word for the rage incurred by going to the Finanzamt. “Die Finanzamtswut” you heard it here first

Aug 21, 2014 93 notes
#finanzamt #computer says no #admin #expat #when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour
When you return to Auslaenderbehoerde to renew your visa

Submitted by slutaspelaalan

Aug 18, 2014 29 notes
#ausländerbehörde #visa #time heals all wounds #submission #when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour
When the other expat bloggers are movin and shakin

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So the cool kids over at uberlin have set up their own coworking space/photo studio/exciting venture and are having a party tonight to celebrate!

Our/Berlin vodka, Berliner Sommer and Alchemist Gin are providing the drinks, so I recommend going early to get some lubrication for your hips, so that you too can dance like Eddie Murphy (see above)

Facebook event with all details

Aug 8, 2014 9 notes
#uberlin #eddie murphy #eddie murphy gif #events #celebration gif #when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour

July 2014

When the BVG machine won't take your *new* 5 euro note

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THEY HAVE BEEN OUT FOR OVER A YEAR! SORT YOUR LIFE OUT BVG!

Jul 31, 2014 80 notes
#bvg #angry #angry gif #5 euro #germany #scrubs #when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour
When you finally take that shower after coming back from Fusion

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Submitted by Anna

Jul 1, 2014 48 notes
#fusion festival #shower #raccoon gif #submission #when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour

June 2014

When you try to walk your French Bulldog in a monsoon

Submitted by Überlin. Poor Olive!

Jun 25, 2014 33 notes
#french bulldog #rain #monsoon #submission #when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour
People who have been in Berlin longer than six months

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Jun 23, 2014 70 notes
#cynicism #the breakfast club #molly ringwald #when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour
Will I find it hard to find part time work as a non German speaker when I move to Berlin?

It’s hard, but it is possible. Don’t rely on getting something instantly. 

GOD SPEED

Jun 23, 2014 13 notes
#when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour
When you work out they are saying *zuruck bleiben bitte* on the U-Bahn

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Had to actually ask a German whether it was bleib or bleiben or what. GERMAN, Y U SO HARD

Jun 16, 2014 68 notes
#andrew sachs #fawlty towers gif #but i learn #german #u bahn #when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour
When you find your crush on happn

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Don’t have happn yet? Y'all should get it http://get.happn.fr

Jun 13, 2014 8 notes
#fainting gif #dating #crush #omg gif #fresh prince #happn #when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour
When mum wants you to take her to a club on her next visit

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Submitted by rondanilo but lol my mum just left.

Jun 10, 2014 36 notes
#george bush gif #clubbing #dancing #submission #when you live in berlin #Berlin #gif #funny #humour
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