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April 2013

When your ex tells you they're moving to berlin too

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Submitted by maldolores

Apr 29, 2013 22 notes
#brock lesnar #berlin #gif #exes #crazy exes #stalking #submission
When you first try to dance to techno

Submitted by itslikeafilm

Apr 29, 2013 94 notes
#dancing #shuffling #shuffle #techno #berlin #gif #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #submission
When you wake up after a night on Weserstraße

Submitted by spandexnation

Apr 29, 2013 57 notes
#berlin #gif #dog #puking #cigarette butts #drinking #smoking #weserstraße #submission
When your friends get back from visiting you in Berlin

Apr 28, 2013 16 notes
#berlin #it will be some time before I want to sacrifice another monkey #black books #gif #holiday
When you finally befriend someone who owns a car

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Submitted by Hanna: “No need for draggin everything i own on the Ubahn next time I move!”

Apr 28, 2013 30 notes
#berlin #gif #car #fiddy #50 cent #driving #submission
When you "discover" techno music

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Submitted by plus-elsewhere

Apr 28, 2013 53 notes
#berlin #white people #really? #gif
When you arrive home in the morning from Renate and want to know what your flatmates are up to.

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Submitted by kali.

Apr 27, 2013 41 notes
#renate #berlin #gif #hangover #housemates #jack nicholson #knocking on door #submission
When you get a table on Saturday morning at Anna Blume

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Submitted by prilop

Apr 27, 2013 17 notes
#dog #somersault #acrobatics #anna blume #gif #berlin #brunch #submission
When you realize that your "10 minute club friend" is actually a freak

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Submitted by Mariano

Apr 27, 2013 16 notes
#surprise #gif #berlin #clubbing #drunk #submission
When you,,, ok, all the time

Apr 26, 2013 35 notes
#berlin #life plans #gif #bernard black #lol #funny #black books
When straight people go to Homopathik

Apr 26, 2013 13 notes
#homopathik #gay #lgbt #queen of the gays #leslie knope #gif #berlin
When you discover an unprotected wifi network in your neigborhood

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Submitted by prilop

Apr 26, 2013 98 notes
#tom hanks #you've got mail #wireless #network #stealing #gif #berlin #whenyoulivein #submission
WHEN YOU INSPIRE OTHERS TO DO A "WHENYOULIVEIN" AND IT'S A HELL OF A LOT OF FUN FOR THEM

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with love.
Sebastian from whenyouliiveincologne

^ This is super cute! I love all my whenyoulivein babies.

Apr 26, 2013 11 notes
#thanks #christian bale #patrick bateman #gif #berlin #koelln #cologne #whenyoulivein #submission
When you visit Berlin before moving here

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Thanks for sending me this gif, Chloe!

Apr 25, 2013 56 notes
#berlin #gif #travelling #visiting #kid #dog #cute
Sorry but how do you submit something? Is it just through Youtube? I would love to submit something

Hi! So I guess it’s a good time to do some submission guidelines.

Basically, it’s really easy, just hit “submit” at the top of the blog.

From there, you can send me a gif file (uploaded from your computer or link on the web are both fine).

NB. Please send me the link to the image, rather than the link to the post/webpage it’s on. That means the address bar of your browser will end in .gif

I prefer it if you use the text post option if possible. Put what the post’s about (“When you…”) in the “Title” box. If you want/don’t want me to credit you (blog, twitter handle, whatever), just let me know. I’m more than happy to do so.

A few extra things:

1. Gif + title please. It’s really nice when people send me gifs without titles, but it’s hard for me to have time to think of something for all of them. If you have any rough idea what you think I could use it for, please include it! 

2. It must move. Sorry, but I only do moving things. Static images are for dweebs. FACT.

3. Don’t be a dick. I can’t believe I’m even saying this, but I’m not posting anything racist, sexist, homophobic, disablist or any other brand of fucking offensive. 

4. Be different. Look at what I’ve already posted - if you can do something completely original I haven’t seen before I will pretty much definitely post it.

5. It should be about Berlin. There are other websites that do more general “when you…” things. I’m really looking for things that are unique to this city.

6. BE FUNNY. Like, duh.

Thank you so much to everyone who submits, honestly, you guys are amazing/hilarious/keep me so young.

Apr 25, 2013 8 notes
#submission guidelines #love ya #berlin #gif
When you run into someone you know at the KitKat Club and tell them you're just there because of the great DJ.

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Submitted by Mickey

Apr 25, 2013 19 notes
#berlin #kitkat club #gif #yeah right #sex club #submission
When you're somewhere else in Germany

Submitted by ojhannes

Apr 24, 2013 59 notes
#germany #berlin #gif #ima leave #submission
When you walk along Paul-Lincke-Ufer with your skirt tucked into your underwear

Submitted by dollshospital

Apr 24, 2013 5 notes
#paul linke ufer #that's not cute #nicole richie #berlin #gif #embarrassing
When a Spanish tourist makes it past the doorman at Berghain

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Submitted by Moritz

Apr 23, 2013 49 notes
#laker #sunglasses #Basketball #gif #berlin #berghain #submission
When you wait for a bus in winter

Submitted by laureola

But we don’t need to worry about this any more… *crosses fingers*

Apr 23, 2013 91 notes
#cold #game of thrones #kit harington #snow #winter #bus #waiting #gif #berlin
When your freelance friends take the afternoon off to go to Wannsee

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Submitted by wolfwest

Apr 22, 2013 30 notes
#berlin #freelance #gif #the wire #annoyed #submission
When you still can't open a beer bottle with a lighter after being in Berlin for six months

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Apr 20, 2013 109 notes
#natalie portman #gif #breaking bottle #berlin #beer
Tamiya mit Hallumi at Nil

Apr 19, 2013 20 notes
#berlin #gif #obama #law #nil #hallumi #falafel #food
When I speak German to the sales person and they immediately switch to English when I mistake one article

When complain about it to my German teacher

Submitted by revact

Apr 19, 2013 55 notes
#german #learning #education #languages #are you kidding me #i deserve a pat on the back #gif #berlin #germany #submission
When you get to Teufelsberg and some "anti-capitalist" bastard makes you pay 7€ for a one hour "guided" tour

This. was. so. annoying. Submitted by top ten überbabe randomtjejs

Apr 19, 2013 22 notes
#tina fey #teufelsberg #berlin #gif #anti-capitalism #submission
When you break up with a German guy

Credit to lucyvstheglobe

Part of 10 Things I Hate About You day!

Apr 18, 2013 20 notes
#10 things I hate about you #julia stiles #heath ledger #gif #crying #berlin #german #dating
When someone asks you if you want to sack off work early and drink beer in the park

Part of 10 Things I Hate About You Day on WYLIBerlin

Apr 18, 2013 16 notes
#10 things I hate about you #beer #park #julia stiles #am i that transparent #gif #berlin
When you see a U bahn controller fine someone for a ticket that's one day out of date

Submitted by Hayleypearce

Part of 10 Things I Hate About You Day

Apr 18, 2013 16 notes
#10 things I hate about you #julia stiles #berlin #gif #submission
When some guy tries to creep on you when you're on your way home from Friday night on Saturday afternoon

What? He did!

Part of 10 Things I Hate About You Day on WYLIBerlin

Apr 18, 2013 14 notes
#julia stiles #gif #berlin #creepers #10 things I hate about you
When you tell your friends you're going to hang out with your girlfriend instead of partying all weekend

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This may be my favourite quote in the history of the world ever.

Part of 10 Things I Hate About You Day on WYLIBerlin

Apr 18, 2013 28 notes
#heath ledger #joseph gordon-levitt #beer-flavored nipples #gif #berlin #girlfriend #10 things I hate about you
When you neeeeed a flammkuche and also a slice of cheesecake from Bully's Bakery

Part of 10 Things I Hate About You Day on WYLIBerlin

Apr 18, 2013 9 notes
#heath ledger #don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want #joseph gordon-levitt #gif #berlin #bullys bakery #flammkuche #cheesecake
When someone tells you that Berghain is *just a club*

Part of 10 Things I Hate About You Day on WYLIBerlin!

Apr 18, 2013 137 notes
#berlin #berghain #10 things I hate about you #gif #and hell is just a sauna
When someone tries to ask you Wie geht's? on the dancefloor

OK folks, it’s the day you’ve all been waiting for - it’s 10 Things I Hate About You day! Get involved via submit. May the lolz roll on…

Apr 18, 2013 19 notes
#sweating #katarina #julia stiles #10 things I hate about you #gif #berlin #dancefloor
When you hear everyone raving about another badly lit, second hand furniture adorned bar in Neukoelln

Submitted by nora

Apr 17, 2013 39 notes
#eyeroll gif #gif #eyeroll #Neukoelln #bars #berlin #submission
When you hang out with Swedish people when it's 22 degrees outside

shout out to the swedish mafia <3

Apr 17, 2013 34 notes
#swedish people #berlin #expat #gif #addam's family values #wednesday addams #swedes #goths #wearing black
When you try to flirt with a German guy and he just doesn't. get. the. message.

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Submitted by Aline

Apr 17, 2013 170 notes
#are you stupid or something #forrest gump #german guys #flirting #berlin #gif
When some bitter Germans tell you you have to learn German if you want to stay here

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Submitted by Aline

Apr 16, 2013 63 notes
#german #fantastic mr fox #gif #berlin #expat #languages
When you've been at an open air for two days

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Submitted by Lucy from the great Lucyvstheglobe

Apr 15, 2013 19 notes
#chewing #clubbing #open airs #drugs #berlin #gif
When the sun is shining all day and you don't need a jacket

Inspired by E.

Obvs gonna be posting less because SUNSHINE! Enjoyyyy

Apr 15, 2013 91 notes
#berlin #fresh prince of bel air #gif #sunny #summer #spring #weather
When you end up at the wrong party

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Submitted by forgottenbread

Apr 14, 2013 59 notes
#party #berlin #gif #spilled drink
When you have to go outside in March

Submitted by fallfrei

Apr 13, 2013 10 notes
#winter #cold #snow #march #gif #berlin #submission
When you transfer between the U1 and U8 at Kotti
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Apr 12, 2013 87 notes
#kottbusser tor #transport #berlin #fight #gif #submission #bvg
When you ask the taxi driver for a "Kurzstrecke"

Submitted by Trixi

Apr 12, 2013 24 notes
#taxi driver #robert deniro #gun #aiming #kurzstrecke #berlin #gif #submission
When you get chatting to the barman at Roses

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Apr 11, 2013 10 notes
#barman #roses #friends #mila kunis #gif #berlin #Roses salon #oranienstrasse
When you look up the 'shortest' route suggested by BVG.de

Submitted by blablasuperstar

Apr 11, 2013 50 notes
#berlin #you lie #bvg #internet #websites #gif #submission
When a casino in Wedding gets the occasional visit from the cops

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Submitted by Olav

Apr 10, 2013 22 notes
#casino #cops #police #twitchingcurtains #watching #binoculars #berlin #gif #submission
When you need to get out of an overcrowed U-Bahn bench

Submitted by aufcozwei

Apr 10, 2013 20 notes
#u bahn #bvg #transport #knight bus #berlin #gif #harry potter #submission
Uberlin collaboration: Signs summer is coming

I curated some gifs for the awesomest expat blog in town, Überlin.

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Read it! Signs summer is coming to Berlin.

Apr 10, 2013 7 notes
#uberlin #berlin #gif #signs summer is coming #summer #seasons
When you realise that your favorite bar has been replaced by a 24/7 happy hour Indian restaurant

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Submitted by whenyouliveinportland (errr, what happens when you live in Portland, guys? I think there might be a TV show you can steal some ideas off, FYI?)

Apr 10, 2013 9 notes
#fuuuuuck #screaming #gif #berlin #bars #restaurant #submission
When someone asks you how long you plan to stay in Berlin

Apr 9, 2013 50 notes
#the+oc+gif #berlin #life #gif #seth summer #life plan
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