When people get excited about the new broth place on Weserstrasse

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Submitted by @berlindisaster

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Q:i've been to berlin once! i'd love to live there. .. is it so hard to move to Berlin? I'm from Portugal... can you give me some advices? ?

makeyou4everhappy

Redirecting you (and all the other people who ask this) to Uberlin’s guide which I read before moving here

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Whenever DHL want to deliver your package

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When you get on a Pendelverkehr by mistake

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Seriously why did no one tell me the train I got on was gonna go BACK WHERE IT STARTED??? BVG you pile of cocks

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Q:Bin neu in Berlin, wo kann man hier am besten Freunde finden?

Anonymous

This sums it up tbh: http://whenyoulivein.berlin/post/46665343935/when-someone-asks-you-for-tips-for-making-friends

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When you try to take a nap at the club

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When vague acquaintances ask you how to get into Berghain

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Submitted by queen of the night Berlin Disaster

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When you have a temper tantrum about the weather

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When you moved here a month ago and have just run out of money

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“Oh no, I don’t speak German yet, but I’m learning”

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Q:I'm thinking of studying in Germany from South Africa, realistically how difficult is it to get into your universities?

Anonymous
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Never applied, soooo no idea. 

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