When they open a new till at Netto

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When you catch someone glancing at your reflection in the U-Bahn window.

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When you try to talk English to a German

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When someone tries to fight the bouncer at Berghain

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When you finally sign a job contract

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Q:are there any clubs for lesbians in berlin that aren't hard to get into in, as in you don't have to be super hot to go?

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Q:How are the men in Berlin ? I hear German men are very honest & shy. I heard they rarely come up to girls even if they think the girl is pretty. True or false ?

Anonymous

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When you try to quit smoking

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Q:I moved to berlin recently (got a nice wg and everything, now just looking for one of those job things) and I am loving your blog. you're hilarious

Anonymous

Remind me: what’s a job thing again?

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When you walk away after the bouncer denies you at a club

Louise Belcher

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