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May 2013

When you see someone playing piano at 8am in Chalet

Thanks to Frankandthefox

May 31, 2013 35 notes
#piano #playing #music #gif #chalet club #berlin #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #8am
When You Live In Berlin Mashup

The lovely people at Weavly have made a mashup of When You Live In Berlin, check it out! 

You should also give their new Tumblr-Masher-Upper (technical name) a go, just in case Tumblr wasn’t enough of a distraction for you already?

(I still have a minute or two spare than I’m not scrolling my dash I think…)

May 31, 2013 9 notes
#weavly #best of #gif #berlin #tumblr mashup #modeselektor
When you can't find out how much the eintritt is when you're looking at a Facebook page for an event

Srsly, promoters, I’m on a budget here! You tell me how much it costs and i’ll tell you if I wanna go or not. Deal? Deal.

May 31, 2013 45 notes
#tell me #berlin #gif #facebook events #eintritt #deal #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin
When it's Fusion Festival weekend and you go to Suicide Circus instead.

derMo, hitting the nail on the head again.

May 30, 2013 10 notes
#fusion festival #suicide circus #dancing alone #broom #robot #dance #berlin #gif #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #submission
When you realise you haven't charged your iPhone before going to Sisyphos

Again, thanks derMo.

May 30, 2013 30 notes
#berlin #gif #sisyphos #survive #iphone #battery #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #submission
When tourists ask you what Club Mate is

Submitted by derMo, who has sent me tons of good posts, so can we have a round of applause bitte.

May 30, 2013 282 notes
#magic #berlin #gif #club mate #tourists #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #submission
When your dream flatmates don't call you back to live in their WG

Submitted by Lalua

May 29, 2013 31 notes
#wg #flatmates #roommate #callbacks #berlin #gif #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #stalking cat #pigeon
When you see a girl wearing heels in Panorama bar

Submitted by itslikeafilm

May 29, 2013 41 notes
#marilyn monroe #ew #ick #gif #berlin #panorama bar #heels #submission #berghain
When the bus driver sees you running but still drives off

Submitted by vik-kasia-ha

May 29, 2013 54 notes
#go fuck yourself #mila kunis #gif #berlin #bus driver #travel #transport #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #bvg
When a Finnish expat tells you that Weser Strasse is actually quite cheap

Submitted by derMo

May 28, 2013 26 notes
#audrey hepburn #sunglasses #breakfast at tiffanys #finnish #expat #weserstr #cheap #berlin #gif #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #submission
and what makes you think (rule #3) that you're any less of the problem, you're not posting anything racist, etc. but you have no problem with 'vulgarity', great! Let me guess, english major?

Here’s how I feel about swearing:

And here’s how I feel about racism, “etc”:

Does that clear things up? 

ps. this is in response to my submission guidelines, I assume.

pps. 

May 28, 2013 11 notes
When *your own mother* asks you why you haven't been blogging that much recently

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Soz y'all (hi mum!!!!!!), been busy, ttyl, luv u bbz etc etc

May 28, 2013 31 notes
#blogging #rocky horror picture show #gif #berlin #mothers #laziness
When you can't decide which dancefloor of Sisyphos to dance on

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Submitted by Liev

May 23, 2013 19 notes
#where's bea #lamb #confused #gif #berlin #sisyphos #dancefloor #clubbing #whenyouliveinberlin #whenyoulivein
When it's raining and 10 degrees and it's supposed to be summer

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Submitted by vonweitland

May 22, 2013 100 notes
#weather #rain #grumpy cat #tard the grumpy cat #hiding #gif #berlin #summer #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin
When you lose your friends at karneval der kulturen

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Submitted by Diez

May 21, 2013 32 notes
#kdk karnival der kulturen #kdk #losing friends #crowds #submission
When you think karaoke at Mauerpark is a good idea

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May 21, 2013 31 notes
#berlin #gif #karaoke #lighter #flames #submission
When you see money or drugs on the floor of a club at 8am

May 20, 2013 82 notes
#fox #pounce #gif #drugs #berlin #clubbing #national geographic
When tourists keep on asking you for drugs at a club

Submitted by epilepsy is dancing

May 20, 2013 17 notes
#berlin #drugs #slap #gif #submission
When you eat cheesecake at The Bird after being away from the States for months

Submitted by Ohnomegan

May 20, 2013 12 notes
#berlin #ohmygod #cheesecake #usa #expats #gif #submission
When you hear someone calling Alle Farben a Techno DJ

May 19, 2013 30 notes
#berlin #gif #alle farben #techno #music #i'm surrounded by idiots #lion king
When someone sits beside you on the wide but *single* seat on the tram

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May 19, 2013 41 notes
#tram #bvg #berlin #gif #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #britney spears #wtf #huh #submission
When you mind your own business at a café and a musician keeps hassling you for money

Submitted by spandexnation

May 19, 2013 23 notes
#berlin #gif #pouring coffee #pouring #fuck off #hassle #whenyouliveinberlin #whenyoulivein #submission
When you leave katerholzig

May 18, 2013 44 notes
#Kater holzig #is this real life #berlin #gif #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #submission
When you get your Fusion ticket

Yeah this was a submission because I don’t actually have a ticket. Anyone have any way I can get to go? I can gif the shit out of it or something.

May 18, 2013 22 notes
#scream #fusion festival #berlin #gif
When someone wants to buy drugs at Watergate

May 18, 2013 4 notes
#berlin #gif #drugs #be my friend #loner
When you drive past a bunch of Neonazis hanging out at the Henker.

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May 17, 2013 24 notes
#berlin #neonazis #henker #middle finger #flipping the bird #driving #gif #whenyouliveinberlin #whenyoulivein #submission
When someone tells you they've already been in Berghain for 8 hours

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May 17, 2013 27 notes
#woah #impressed #gif #berlin #berghain #clubbing #partying #submission
When an expat successfully opens their first beer with a lighter

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May 17, 2013 48 notes
#expat #beer #lighter #berlin #gif #celebration #submission
When you cycle in the opposite bike lane

May 16, 2013 66 notes
#berlin #cycling #gif #heath ledger #the joker #batman #everyone loses their minds #submission
couldn't belive this döner post, in switzerland a döner costs 10Fr. 8 euro für nen labrigen döner alter

omg switzerland sort your life out

May 16, 2013 31 notes
When it's 24 degrees

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Submitted by salviinberlin

May 15, 2013 52 notes
#sun #weather #24 degrees #somersault #berlin #gif
When your neighbour is having a banging WG Party

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Submitted by Coolibri

May 13, 2013 27 notes
#that rhythm is infectious #butt shaking #spiderman #gif #berlin #comic book #house party #wg party #submission
When you get a drink on the house in your favorite bar

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May 12, 2013 21 notes
#berlin #dr cox #scrubs #gif #happy #smiley #drinking #bar #free stuff #on the house #submission
When you've missed the last ubahn and now you have to wait for the night bus

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May 12, 2013 39 notes
#tom and jerry #night bus #bvg #u bahn #berlin #gif #sad #cold #submission
When you wait 3 mins for your S Bahn ticket to print and you miss your train.

Submitted by Glennyg

May 12, 2013 40 notes
#berlin #s bahn #u bahn #bvg #gif #nooooooo #running late #trains #transport #submission
When someone turns up halfway through your two day bender who has showered

May 11, 2013 10 notes
#smeeeeeell #perfume #spray #gif #bender #berlin #partying #clubbing #shower
When you realize tomorrow is himmelfahrt and you forgot to buy groceries

May 10, 2013 34 notes
When you're in your office on Friday afternoon waiting for the weekend to arrive

Submitted by nickymd1

May 10, 2013 43 notes
#berlin #weekend #waiting #excited #gif #friday #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #submission
When someone says moving to Berlin is too mainstream

Submitted by artnoveau

May 9, 2013 120 notes
#berlin #whenyouliveinberlin #whenyoulivein #mainstream #hipster #i don't care #judy garland #gif #submission
When a Doener costs more than 3 euros

Submitted by Coolibri

May 9, 2013 52 notes
#berlin #what? #taylor swift #never ever getting back together #pyjamas #doener #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #submission
When girls realize that guys at in Berlin clubs won't try to hit on them every five seconds

At first…

Then…

submitted by Ivan

May 8, 2013 42 notes
#berlin #clubs #romance #mean girls #let me love you #perverts #creeps #what is happening to the world #gif #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #submission
Uberlin: So you want to work for a startup?

I curated some more GIFs for überlin - this time on the subject of Berlin’s startup culture.

Enjoy!

May 8, 2013 27 notes
#berlin #startups #it crowd #gif #uberlin
When GEMA tells you you can't watch something on Youtube

Submitted by Nacho

May 7, 2013 151 notes
#gema #germany #berlin #gif #youtube #smack #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #submission
When you first realize that the beer is cheaper than water.

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Submitted by gabor

May 7, 2013 48 notes
#beer #berlin #gif #cheaper than water #drinking #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #downing #submission
When you walk through Goerlitzer Park

When you want to buy weed

When you don’t want to buy weed

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top gif submitted by Marina

May 6, 2013 45 notes
#berlin #gif #weed #drugs #marijuana #dealers #goerlitzer park #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #submission
When your friends brag about speaking fluent German after living in Berlin for six months

Submitted by Johanna Sundholm

May 6, 2013 39 notes
#berlin #gif #German #whenyouliveinberlin #whenyoulivein #vocabulary #languages #submission
When you receive your bill at Grill Royal

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Submitted by Tino

May 6, 2013 51 notes
#berlin #gif #whenyouliveinberlin #whenyoulivein #panda #surprise #shock #bill #grill royal
When people submit to your blog asking for a job/WG/clubbing advice

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This is not wg-gesucht, or a jobs site, or an expat facebook group, or a group message with a bunch of people your friend told to contact when you got here. Like, I sympathise? But nah. 

This is tumblr. This, in particular, is a jokes tumblr, so if you wanna do something other than lol at the crazy/fun/stupid things, why not try, hmmm, I dunno, the whole rest of the internet?

May 3, 2013 30 notes
#berlin #gif #bitchy #google it #star wars #look at all the fucks i don't give #demanding followers
When someone enthusiastically tells you about a Berlin rapper

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Submitted by eudeluxe

May 3, 2013 19 notes
#berlin #gif #not impressed #rappers #whenyouliveinberlin #whenyoulivein #submission
When a German thinks it's necessary to say *I'm not falling in love with you* after two dates

Submitted by dpalle

May 2, 2013 40 notes
#berlin #gif #germans #romance #dating #hold da fuck up #will smith #fresh prince of bel air #whenyouliveinberlin #whenyoulivein #submission
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